Many dog owners were accused of doping as well, including one recorded incident with a Pomeranian that hit 45 mph.
Also, I may be making all this up.
https://twitter.com/mojonaut/status/1532608426517450753?s=21&t=PBw9BGINxk_zcz9zPv7oLg
I had two B5 A4’s. I had no end of minor issues with them (under warranty at least). I was smitten with the look and driving experience and recommended Audis to all my friends and family. Some of those people don’t speak to me anymore.
I don’t even like riding in Audis now.
Looks like he’s escaping something?
Outfoxing the hounds in a boosted Audi.
He’s been planning this escape for at least a year. You can tell by his easy yet attentive expression. The dogs aren’t his problem, he’s paying way more attention to the rear view mirror.
What is he escaping from with those hounds chasing him in an Audi?
Did he marry into a wealthy family and finally decide that life isn’t for him? The hounds of the estate chasing him out the front gate in the in-laws car.
Did he win a boiled egg eating contest and is rushing to find a rest stop (that doesn’t explain the dogs)?
Did he just escape a prison chain gang? If so he he was incredibly confident about his plan. He’s wearing his seat belt.
Why is he looking so intently yet nonchalantly in his rear view mirror?
What’s back there you poor artists rendering of a man?
What we have in this advertisement is, A failure to communicate!
Based on my painful experiences with the Audi derived engine in our old Porsche 924T I doubt that Audi would make 5 miles without some kind of catastrophic, smoke filled breakdown and spend the next month in the shop waiting on parts master crafted from the finest, most expensive Zeppelin delivered Teutonic unobtanium.
Those dogs could go home, eat dinner, sniff each other silly, chase a cat in the wrong direction and eventually wander across the finish line before the Audi got out of the shop.
That sedan is about the size of a modern Corolla. Wow.
To keep it in the VW family, instead, the New Beetle’s wheelbase was 99″, 2515mm.
Now I’m wondering about the dogs. Usually when they show dogs in a car ad, the insinuation is they came out of the vehicle (usually an SUV) in question. There’s no way all those dogs would fit in that Audi.
